GIANT SQUIRRELS ON RAMPAGE ! I knew nobody would believe this story, so I posted a corroborating photo. Click thumbnail to enlarge-if you dare ! Thank heavens our brave troops were nearby.....this time !!
Ichabod Crane's nag - Teacher's Pet- didn't even place.
Coming soon to a Walmart near you ?
I think not.
ACLU FILES BRIEF OPPOSING "PUMPKIN WORSHIP": The courageous agency says American children have been exposed to the pernicious dogma of a "Great Pumpkin rising from a truly sincere pumkin patch" to shower gifts upon youthful devotees for much too long !
"Besides", an ACLU spokesperson commented. " We're getting awfully tired of those "Charlie Brown" re-runs every year !"
That's it for now. Just remember you saw it first because you saw it here !!!