Dramatic photographic proof we are under invasion by illegal aliens emerged this morning, when the strange lights depicted here were seen in the northern skies. Clearly we are not only being invaded, we are under attack !
Within a few hours, we came upon one of the invaders. He waved to our patrol - rather nonchalantly - but, when asked to produce his papers,could not do so.Moreover, there was an ominous sack of "toys" in the back of his conveyance -which - our Patrol Leader pointed out, might be stuffed with drugs - or even materials for a "dirty bomb".
A methodical search was conducted by breaking open all possible toys;however, no drugs or other contraband was discovered: leading us to conclude the Invader had probably cached everything in a snow bank prior to our arrival.
After executing the red-garbed Invader, the patrol members shot and butchered the reindeer - which proved to be rather tasty , when roasted over the open flames of the Invader's burning sled.
Spirits were high as we returned to base. Even seasoned and cynical press veterans such as we were heartened to hear the stirring verses of the Horst Wessel Lied roar out again !