If you are like me, you have been overexposed to politics and politicians in the last few months, and are beginning to wish the whole thing would go away.
It was bad enough when Ms Rabbit started wearing a "Hillary '08" button back in the early summer. She took it off when the Norman Hsu contribution scandal emerged-but then started wearing it again. (Something to do with gender issues and potty parity I believe.)
Then there was Ms Goose, who had her own (very loud) opinions. Quite recently, she started flying over with some of her companions : honking loudly,showering as much of the known world with excrement as possible, and insisting the inhabitants of Finneran Lane take a stand...I suppose, with umbrellas open-to deflect her noxious "offerings".
Okay, since it appears I must, I have been giving serious consideration to this gentleman: the Honorable Elmer Fudd. Elmer, as you can see,is a Man of the People , and would almost certainly receive high marks from my fellow NRA members.
There are, of course, other candidates worthy of our consideration. Mr. Bugs Bunny - with his inimitable laid back style - comes to mind ;although some say he might make a better Secretary of Defense in a Fudd administration.
It is reported the duo tend to be somewhat confrontational.
There has been some friction among potential candidates - which is, of course to be expected. Unfortunately, the Media often seizes on these minor flareups, and tries to turn them into conflagrations...
(Politics is not always a gentle sport !)
Any questions ?
No ? Good ! Meeting is adjourned !!