This Valentine will probably make the lady in your life go : "Oooh ! How cute !!" - from all reports, a GOOD THING on Valentine's Day.
Ladies like "cute" - for reasons that escape me.
On the other hand, sending this card - although it expresses heartfelt sentiments - might not be the wisest choice. (Click on image.)
For some odd reason, although the ladies may share your sentiments,most prefer something a little more "romantic" that they can share with girlfriends- as in : "Look what my Snookums sent me !"
(If they are sending cards like this to their girlfriends, your relationship may be less stable than you had imagined !)
So much for that. Now let's discuss something important: FOOD GROUPS.
If your refrigerator looks like this,it is clear you understand the subject well : whole milk (none of that namby-pamby watery stuff);plenty of nourishing Yuengling beer to wash down a nice, greasy third-of-a-pound hamburger,topped with fried onions; some OJ with pulp to recharge the batteries in the morning,and speed up "downloading" later on.
A nice dish of crawdads ,dipped in garlic flavored melted butter (the real stuff, of course !) helps build strong bodies several ways - most of which I no longer remember. Langousta may be substituted for crawdads,and goes rather well with your favorite beer.
Crawdads , I might mention , are rich in certain nutrients that help put lead in your pencil-if you catch my drift.
Well, I see the sun is indeed over the yardarm, so that's all I have time for.
Just remember: cute-sy Valentines and good,nourishing food !!
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