Barack Hussein Obama vs Little Orphant Annie

 

Some of you may recall this James Whitcomb Riley poem:

Little Orphant Annie by James Whitcomb Riley
	Little Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay, An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away, An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth, an' sweep, An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an' earn her board an' keep; An' all us other childern, when the supper-things is done, We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about, An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you     Ef you          Don't             Watch                    Out!

Here's a 21^st Century version.

Barack Hussein Obama's

Come to our house to stay :

He'll lead us to the Promised Land-

At least,that's what they say.

He'll sit down with the terrorists

And offer stunning bribes

So they can buy new weapons

For their poor and struggling tribes.

As far as the Iranians,

Barack will counsel calm :

It's just Bad Form to nag at them

When they're so close to the Bomb !

 Barack's domestic policies

Might make you want to shout...

 But his Gobble-uns may git you

Iffen

   You

     Speak

        Out !!!